The School Is Sooooo Inconsiderate!!!!!

The exams start on the 21st… and the revision has been raining in on us…. Every single period, we have to do more writing that we did within one week… IMAGIN that -.-‘

And to top it all off… we get homework in almost every subject… for example… we got this huge worksheet on math’s ( 5 pages) and we had to do the answers on a separate paper since there was not enough space provided… AND then the teacher tells us that we have to finish it for the next day.. and again the physics teacher gives us this worksheet which is like, twice the size of the math worksheet and SHE also tells us that we have to finish it for the next day.. then there is also bio revision homework, chem revision homework, islam work, English work and comp work..

AND THEY AAALLL EXPECT US TO FINISH THE HUMOUGOUSE WORKSHEETS FOR THE NEXT DAY!!!!!

Imagine this… we finish school at 6:30…. Most of us get home within 15 to 20 minutes… then we need to eat or sumthn… then SOME of us have tution.. so by the time that’s over it will be well past 8:30 pm for most… or maybe 9:00 ( depending) … then how does the teachers expect us to finish all those work for the next day?? Its like each separate teacher thinks that SHE/HE is the only one setting up homework… its ANOYYING!!!!! And to top all of THAT off, if we don’t finish the work.. we have to stay outside the class and finish the work….. -.-‘ ….

WE ARE ONLY HUMAN BEINGS!!!!

And then there is the case of the test timetable…. Last terms timetable was fine.. because we had all the chem papers on one day, bio papers on one day and so on.. we didn’t have to study for two difficult subjects on the same day..
But THIS time it was totally different… TOO DIFFERENT!! On moday 26th October we have bio paper one and paper two ALONG WITH comp paper!!!! TWO SUBJECTS ON THE SAME DAY!!!! Then on 28th October we have chem. Paper 1 and 2 AND physics paper 4 … O.O … then on the 29th this month.. we have physics paper 1 and 2 AND bio paper 6 …… -.-‘ …

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

DO WE STUDENTS NOT HAVE ENOUGH TO STUDY WITOUT THERE BEING TESTS OF TWO DIFFICULT SUBJECTS ON THE SAME DAY??

SHEEEEEEEEEEEKHSSH!!!!!! :@ :@ :@ :@

me and my sister... NO WAIT!!! my sister and I =D

The following conversations takes place in my house living room on 8th September 2009 (Tuesday).. with me and my sister..

Conversation 1.. SNAKE MYSTERY

Hathpoo: * searching google on the worlds largest snake*…. * still searching* …..
Nanni: * reading biology notes*
Hathpoo: * Gasps* … -.-‘
Nanni: what??
Hathpoo: LOOK at this!!! *shows picture of a huge anaconda*
Nanni: oh.. that’s one big anaconda * O.O *
Hathpoo: yeah I KNOW!!! * O.O *
Nanni: it has a HUGE body.. but a small mouth..
Hathpoo: NANNI!!
Nanni: whaaat???
Hathpoo: you are right * >.> *
Nanni: hah! *goes back to bio notes*
Hathpoo: heeey wait a second…. HOW does it poop??
Nanni: OMG you are right… O.O that’s weird..
Hathpoo: I KNOW!!!! Waaaaait… don’t snakes lay eggs?? * =S *
Nanni: uhh.. I think so..
Hathpoo: HOW DOES IT LAY EGGS??? ITS.. ITS.. ITS….!!
Nanni: IT HAS ONLY ONE OPENING!!!!!
Hathpoo: * -.-‘ * exactly …
Nanni: HOW DOES IT POOP?? OR LAY EGGS??
Hathpoo: or better yet, how do we identify males and females??
...................silence...................
Nanni: eeermm… o.O .. how should I know
Hathpoo: I DON’T KNOW!!! You are doing advanced bio
Nanni: * >.< * …. Now I am more creeped out of snakes than I was before!!!

Hathpoo: .. o.O …. Because u don’t know how they have sex and lay eggs and poop??

Nanni: YESSS!!

Hathpoo: …. Go back to studying bio!!! You have test tomorrow

( if either of you know how it happens, please tell me)

this is the snake =)

Conversation 2… FIT OR NO FIT!!??!

Nanni: *reading biology notes aloud* …. Did you hear what I just said??
Hathpoo: * stops reading chat logs* … no I didn’t. I’m reading something here
Nanni: well listen to this. Mechanical isolation….
Hathpoo: waaait hold up… waits isolation???
Nanni: *sigh* mechanisms that prevent breeding between populations and which can eventually lead to speciation
Hathpoo: aah.. *-.-* … interesting
Nanni: * reads something about zygotes* pre-zygotic isolation and post zygotic-isolation
Hathpoo: oooook
Nanni: and mechanical isolation is when the reproductive organs wont fit
Hathpoo: uhh.. *:D* so ???
Nanni: they cant copulate or interbreed
Hathpoo: ….. *blank look* come again??
Nanni: you know… copulate… mate..
Hathpoo: *-.-* … nanni… why couldn’t you just say have sex??
Nanni: uhhhh… *looks away*
Hathpoo: *takes sudden interest in the conversation* …. Reaaally?? Like wat??
Nanni: like Chihuahuas and bull dogs
Hathpoo: *snickers* haaahaa… have you seen an elephants thing??
Nanni: *doesn’t hear properly*an elephant sing?? *o.O*
Hathpoo: nooo nooo an elephants THING!
Nanni: uhh… nooo.. why?? Big??
Hathpoo: *O.O* … its big.. YEAH.. B.I.G
Nanni: have you seen it??
Hathpoo: yeah I watched this animal mating documentary in animal planet * =) *
Nanni: aaah… how do they do… ?
Hathpoo: well… * o.O * ….

(the following part of the conversation is rated XXXXXXXX)

Nanni: I heard most animals ********* ** ******* ?!?
Hathpoo: oh noo that’s wrong… its not like that
Nanni: but then how does it ***** ??
Hathpoo: its **** enough to *****
Nanni: aaah… ok
Hathpoo: and apparently seals pee….
Nanni: while they **** *** ??
Hathpoo: NOO!!! Its for attracting mates * -.- *
Nanni: *goes back to studying biology*

so you SEE why i love my sister, (at times) =p .. ily...

tooooodles

messy?? YEAH RIGHT!! >.>

Speaking from my own ‘experiences’ , I know that kids do not like to be told to clean their room or to keep their beds tidy… and atleast 3 or 4 times a week, my momma will also tell me to clean out my bed.. and my answer is “MOMMA…. My bed is already tidy!!” …. And then we would go on with our day…

I would have to admit that my bed COULD have been a little less of a mess…. But still, I liked it just the way that it was..
My dada would always ask “HOW many books do you read at the same time.. you cant read all of them!! There has to be over 60 books that you’ve taken out” and I would mostly reply as “ I do read them all… and I keep them so that I might forget the important details… my bed aint messy, I put AWAY the books wen I am done”

one day i decided to see how messy my bed really was (to prove momm and dada wrong) and i went through the day normaly.. then at night at about 4:00 am, i took my dada's camera and took this picture of my NOT messy bed... V.V

so you see... -.-' it aint THAT messy


And THEN there is ofcox, my book shelves.. IT AINT MESSY!!! O.O … atleast not for me… but there have been times that the books and stationeries in those shelves just HAPPENS to stumble out… but I am frequently asked to keep them orderly…. And sometimes, I do clean the shelves up a little bit.. but a week or so afterwards, it would go back to being messy…

>.< .... hurmph!!!

Things That Maldives Should Have But Dramaticaly Seems To Lack!! >.<

1) Difference colour and style converse
2) Jimmy choos’
3) An English novel publishing company?? (preferably for 16+ books) >.>
4) Different brands of clothing
5) Victoria’s secret lingerie :3
6) Ben and jerry ice-cream (yum yum)
7) Mc Donald’s
8) Deli France
9) Disney land
10) A mall !!??!
11) Sushi restaurants
12) A decent cinema
13) Latest song albums
14) Fake nails??
15) A ZOO!!!!!
16) Pools
17) Jacuzzis
18) Different colours of lip-gloss, eye shadow, lipstick?? o.O blush
19) CARNIVALS/ EMUSEMENT PARKS!!! WITH FUN RIDES AND STUFFS!!!
20) Cool magazines
21) STARBUCKS!! ?!?! HELLOOOW!!
22) Answering machines!!!
23) Skull candy headphones
24) Science fairs
25) STORY BOOKS!! People here need to update the story books!!!
26) Fashion shows
27) A river??
28) Ice cream trucks and carts
29) Corn dogs??
30) HOT DOG CARTS!!!
31) Hall of mirrors??
32) A decent Dhivehi movie with not fake looking special effects
33) Skate park
34) Ice skating rink
35) Nice roller blades??
36) Chocolate brands… o.O are Maldivian stock people completely oblivious to swiss chocolate??
37) KFC
38) Dominos pizza
39) Pizza hut
40) Affordable bikini’s (nanni ge idea)
41) LIMOSINES
42) Maldivian idol?
43) Muffin man
44) Bowling alley
45) Cool museum
46) A good university where we can study psychology, marine biology, etc
47) Colleges
48) Boarding schools
49) Bullet trains
50) Cable cars
51) Horse ranch
52) Golf course
53) Skyscrapers
54) Holiday destinations which are affordable??
55) Grand balls >.>
56) Black widow spiders and snakes
57) Date palms
58) Planetarium
59) Aquarium
60) Caviar
61) Language classes
62) Gucci bags and shoes
63) Passenger lines
64) Subways
65) Perfume factory
66) Mines
67) Science labs
68) Blue whales
69) Vending machines (snacks, not drinks)
70) Open mike night?
71) Cheesecake stores >.>


feel free to ad stuffs i might have forgotten ^^ ......
toodles

happy birthday MY BISH!!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH ... happy birthudaaaaee!!! ... ehehehehe..... .. =p ...
14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 13+1=14

i just do not know what to write >.> .......... FUNGUSSSSSSS =p ...... OH that reminds me

(this conversation takes place one hour or so before biology test on nutrition in first term 2009 between hathpoo (me) and and nuha ^^ )

Hathpoo: ok nuha, define nutrition!

Nuha: nutrition is the way of obtaining food * looks happy* =)

Hathpoo: very good. Now tell me, what are autotrophic organisms??

Nuha: organisms that can produce their uhh… own food??

Hathpoo: yesshh… tell me the 2 groups that autotrophic organisms are devided into

Nuha: photosynthetic organisms and chemosynthetic organisms

Hathpoo: now tell me what are heterotrophic organisms. And tell me the groups they are
devided into

Nuha: they are the uhh… organisms that depends on other organisms for food??

Hathpoo: riiight.. and they are devided into??

Nuha: parasitic organisms…… symbiotic organisms….. holozoic organisms AAAND saprotrophic
organisms *^^*

Hathpoo: *O.O * yesss…. Define photosynthetic organisms??!?

Nuha: organisms that make their own food?? *raises eyebrow*

Hathpoo: how do they make their own food??

Nuha: *takes a quick peek in biology notes* OH OH!! By trapping sunlight energy

Hathpoo: *roles eyes* give me an example of it

Nuha: fungus?? * smiles* =)

Hathpoo: nooo.. green plants!! Then define chemosynthetic organisms

Nuha: organisms that make their own food by using stored chemicals

Hathpoo: ok now an example??

Nuha: ffuuuuuunguuuusss!!!!

Hathpoo: naaaaw… some types of bacteria

Nuha: right.. who knew *looks sheepish*

Hathpoo: fine.. so define parasitic organisms!

Nuha: organisms that live on other organisms and also feed from them as well as causes them
harm!!

Hathpoo: example??

Nuha: fungus!!!!!! * =D *

Hathpoo: *bangs shut bio book* NUHA!! Why do u keep saying fungus all the times?? IT’S A
SAPTROTROPHIC ORGANISM!!!

Nuha: because it’s the only thing I remember * looks coolly over her shoulder*

Hathpoo: aaarrg…. Fine define symbiotic organisms and give examples

Nuha: two organisms that live together and are mutually benifited

Hathpoo: … example??...

Nuha: fuuuurrrnguuuuurrss.. fungus fungus!!!

Hathpoo: *sigh* ok nuha .. define saprotrophic organisms

Nuha: organisms that obtain food from the remains of dead organic materials

Hathpoo: and the example??

Nuha: FUUUUNGUSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hathpoo: yessss!!!!

Nuha: * looks satisfied with herself*

Hathpoo: define holozoic organisms

Nuha: organisms that take in solid food materials

Hathpoo: example?? *waits expectantly*

Nuha: .. higher animals

Hathpoo: *shocked look* why yess bish… then tell me an example of higher animals

Nuha: FUNGUS!!!!!

Hathpoo: *bangs bio notebook on head*

Nuha: *worried look* hathoo.. are you okay??

Hathpoo: I think you are ready for the test… atleast u will get one mark for sure if they ask us
the example of saprotrophic organisms……






sooo nuha :p once again happy birthday.... sluggy and bum and eddy wishes u a happy birthday tooooooooo....

peace outu my bish!!! <3

hApPy BiRtHdAy SoUlMaTe ^^

AAAMAAAA... HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY BOOOB O.O ...... you BETTER be reading this !!!! tell Tee and Hee that i wished them a happy birthday too =p ....
and this poem thingy was probably in your card but still
ahem *clears throat and recites*

" Roses and Red
Violets are Blue
Who cares if this doesnt Rhyme
But Happy Birthday To You" ..

:3 u better still be my soulmate even till your 15th birthday xD

LAWL.... cyutiest thingamagig

ok so this is TOTALY pointless but this photo is adawrable and funnaaaay... xD .... i just HAD to post it or sumthn O.O

peace out

sluggy's love to all